~/home — setup

Homepage Setup

Welcome to the Your Name Homepage installation program.

Setup cannot install new ideas or update old opinions while other applications are running. Before proceeding, it is recommended that you close any tabs, obligations, or group chats you may have open.

For information on scrolling without exiting Setup, choose Help.

WARNING: This homepage is protected by nostalgia and a 33.6k modem. Unauthorized closing of this tab may result in mild FOMO and will be logged by the International Webring Council to the maximum extent possible under law.

about_me.txt — Notepad

Hi, I'm Your Name — this line is a placeholder, so it's more honest than most "About Me" pages already.

By day: [what you do]. By night: [what you actually care about]. Currently building: [current project].

Now playing: [a song] · Now reading: [a book] · Uptime: since [year].

links.lnk

» my blog
» now page
» button collection
» webring: « prev · random · next »
» email me

guestbook.exe

Sign the guestbook — it's like a comments section, but slower and kinder.

wanderer_02: found this via a webring, staying for the rain.

m. your uptime counter is a personality trait at this point.

anon: 10/10, no cookie banner.

Help Topics

Q: Why is it raining?
A: Ambiance. Also, unresolved weather-daemon configuration.

Q: How do I close a window?
A: The × in the corner, same as 1995.

Q: System requirements?
A: A fondness for pixel fonts and a willingness to wait for things to load.

best viewed in a 4:3 aspect ratio · 16 million colors · please do not adjust your monitor · this page is powered by nostalgia and one (1) rainy afternoon ·